♪ Ooh, makemake au e moe ♪
Kaikunāne fucking kona kaikuahine, no comment.
Hāʻawi ʻo Pāpā i ka wela! I koʻu nānā ʻana, noʻonoʻo wau inā he mea ʻeha kēia mau kaikamahine i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻōkana ikaika i loko o kā lākou hoki paʻa! Akā, ua uē lākou me ka ʻoluʻolu a ua huli koke wau.
ʻO ke keiki, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole i hana maikaʻi loa. Hiki iā ia ke hoʻokalakupua ma mua o ka hoʻopau ʻana i ka pai Thanksgiving. Akā he hauʻoli ka hopena o kēia moʻolelo, no ka mea, ua hauʻoli kona makuahine i ka hoʻopaʻi ʻana iā ia, akā ua lilo ka hoʻopaʻi i mea ʻoi aku.
a i kona ike ana mai i ka'u dick e komo mai ana, ninau mai oia ia'u i na manawa a pau.
Nā wikiō pili
He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.